DiRL
11-05-2004, 08:57 PM
I'll post this one late maybe the moderators won't catch on for a while.
A minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Huntsville, Alabama. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Marine asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips."
The Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
A minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Huntsville, Alabama. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Marine asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips."
The Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."