Marshall Stanton
02-05-2001, 09:13 AM
In the back of a local restaurant, an engineer, a physician and an attorney were deep in discussion regarding what was the oldest profession.
The physician suggested that they look to the book of Genesis for the answer. *He pointed out that God had taken one of Adam's ribs and created Eve. * This was a surgical proceedure, and surely the profession of physicaian was obviously the oldest of them all!
Grinning, the engineer directed the group to further examine Genesis. * His arguement for the oldest profession stemmed from the fact that God had created order out of chaos. * Obviously the engineer pointed out that this was an engineering marvel, and that his was the oldest profession.
Lastly, the attorney, with a very smug smile pointed to the Bible, and said, "And who do you think created the chaos?"
Good day to all, and God Bless,
Marshall
The physician suggested that they look to the book of Genesis for the answer. *He pointed out that God had taken one of Adam's ribs and created Eve. * This was a surgical proceedure, and surely the profession of physicaian was obviously the oldest of them all!
Grinning, the engineer directed the group to further examine Genesis. * His arguement for the oldest profession stemmed from the fact that God had created order out of chaos. * Obviously the engineer pointed out that this was an engineering marvel, and that his was the oldest profession.
Lastly, the attorney, with a very smug smile pointed to the Bible, and said, "And who do you think created the chaos?"
Good day to all, and God Bless,
Marshall