Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet up in
Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about 5 minutes, Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Saddam laughs and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.  But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"

Two weeks pass and Saddam flies to the United States for  talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the American's revenge. They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens.
Bush snickers. A few seconds later, as Hussein continues
his belligerence, Bush presses the second button. Saddam
jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with
laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps
up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the
floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says
Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"

Bush then says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"