Since Chris is jumping the gun, here's a another head start on Friday.....

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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I had amnesia once -- or was it twice.
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

ok

just wait till friday.

I'm gonna have to come up with a really, really bad one.:D

Can't get no worse. :p

oh, it very well could....

Yep. I have a lot of faith in m141a. :D

Yep. I have a lot of faith in m141a. :D

now that is funny in itself!


since I am here.....ahemmmm

A young man and an old man collide while pushing there shopping carts in a home depot. The old man says sorry I must have been distracted as I was looking for my wife. The young man says what a coincidence, I am looking for my wife to.

The old man says hey maybe we can help each other out, what does your wife look like. The young man replies She is 24 years old, Blonde hair, tall, long legs, big "curves", wearing tight white pants, and a halter top. what does your wife look like?

The old man says....























nevermind my wife, lets go look for yours.....

I resemble that last remark. I told my wife that when I get to old to look at pretty girls, just bury me.

I knew you wouldn't let me down :D :D

And being on the downhill side myself, I think the old man has the right idea. :eek:

"Uncle", Uncle", "Uncle"

Dan

Do I need to open up the book of Mime Jokes?
Oh yeah, it can get a lot worse. :D ;) :p

I have a mime joke and I'm not afraid to use it!

What's a Mime's favorite dessert?






Key Mime Pie

Reading mime jokes isn't nearly as bad as actually suffering through a mime performance :eek: :D

Y'all will always be friends of Mime...

Badump-bump!

Remember to tip your wiaters.

:P

guy walks into a bar carrying a set of jumper cables.


bar tender says,don't you start anything in here.:D

When a mime gets arrested, do the police bother to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would it make a sound?