When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.


Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men.

Sad to say, I saw that one coming...

I think DOK posted that one here before. Old age creeping up I guess. :D :D Actuly it's probably just one of those "SENIOR" moments. :p

I am glad you can rememeber that he posted it before.

That's OK, Dan -

In less than a month, you'll REALLY qualify as an OF! :p

I think DOK posted that one here before. Old age creeping up I guess. :D :D Actuly it's probably just one of those "SENIOR" moments. :p

You'll have to prove that one to me.....the Political Correctness is a repeat (because it bares repeating) but sure don't remember hearing, let along posting the Anna Nicole story.

Dan "so who is losing it?" OK

You'll have to prove that one to me.....the Political Correctness is a repeat (because it bares repeating) but sure don't remember hearing, let along posting the Anna Nicole story.

Dan "so who is losing it?" OK

I don't recall it being titled as "Ann Nichole" story.

Who's Anna Nicole? ;) :eek: