Big Bore
07-19-2003, 06:44 PM
When Little Johnny's mother found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen.
But 4-year-old Johnny overheard some of his parents' private conversations.
One day when Johnny and his mother were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
"Yes!" Johnny answered, "and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy, we're going to call it quits!"
But 4-year-old Johnny overheard some of his parents' private conversations.
One day when Johnny and his mother were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
"Yes!" Johnny answered, "and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy, we're going to call it quits!"