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Old 12-18-2007, 06:25 AM
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"Big People" Words?

I've always thought the use of "mature" language descriptions were incorrect, it should be "immature" language....kinda like the "big people" language story?


A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! ["You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo[ choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big People' words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book," he
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnnie the sh**"


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Old 12-18-2007, 10:39 AM
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Reminds me of the old Art Linkletter book. "Kids Say the Darndest Things".
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Old 12-18-2007, 12:21 PM
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I used to be a kindergarten principal. One day the school nurse did her annual lice check. About 30 minutes after the morning class dismissed, I got a call from a mom wanting to know why the nurse was looking for "Head Lights" in her little girl's head.
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