A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.


I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would
like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. "


The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote
a blank check made payable to "The United States of
America" for an amount of 'up to and including my life.
That is honor, and there are way too many people in this
country who no longer understand it.

Now those are funny

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A truely successful life is mostly based on how well you handle PLAN B.

Clothes were fine where they were, he should have changed his name and moved with no forwarding address just to be safe.......................safer.

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I bet you posted those while the wife was out of the house!

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NRA Certified Police Firearms Instructor
NRA Certified Range Safety Officer
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"Firearms only have two enemies - rust and politicans" author unknown

I got a good laugh out of that last one.

A husband and his wife were travelling through the country when he saw a couple of mules in a pasture. Pointing them out to his wife he asked, "Some relation of yours?"
Without skipping a beat, she replied, "Yes, on my husband's side of the family!"

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There is no conflict between a love for God, Guns and Country.

Just this morning my wife came crawling to me on here hands and knees saying, "Get out from under that bed and fight like a man!.

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A truely successful life is mostly based on how well you handle PLAN B.

Well, I had to find a new hiding place cause I've got too many guns under there!!

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote
a blank check made payable to "The United States of
America" for an amount of 'up to and including my life.
That is honor, and there are way too many people in this
country who no longer understand it.