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Old 06-04-2011, 10:13 AM
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Talking A little more husband & wife humor

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.


I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would
like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. "


The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.
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Old 06-05-2011, 05:36 AM
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Now those are funny
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Old 06-05-2011, 07:00 AM
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The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.
Clothes were fine where they were, he should have changed his name and moved with no forwarding address just to be safe.......................safer.
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I bet you posted those while the wife was out of the house!
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I got a good laugh out of that last one.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:22 AM
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Another Husband and Wife Story

A husband and his wife were travelling through the country when he saw a couple of mules in a pasture. Pointing them out to his wife he asked, "Some relation of yours?"
Without skipping a beat, she replied, "Yes, on my husband's side of the family!"
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:40 AM
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Just this morning my wife came crawling to me on here hands and knees saying, "Get out from under that bed and fight like a man!.
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Old 06-09-2011, 06:20 AM
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Just this morning my wife came crawling to me on here hands and knees saying, "Get out from under that bed and fight like a man!.
Well, I had to find a new hiding place cause I've got too many guns under there!!
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