A blonde goes into a new coffee shop that was having a grand opening. Each cup of coffee had a tab you pulled off to see if you had won a prize. The blonde sits down at a table with her cup of coffee and pulls off the tab to see what she had won. The Blonde jumps up and starts screaming with joy that she had won a new motorhome. A waitress walks over to the celebrating Blondes table to see what the commotion was about. The Blonde tells the waitress that she had won a new motorhome. The waitress kindly informs the blonde that she could not have won a motorhome since the only prizes being given were food and drink from the coffee shop. The Blonde insists that the prize was to a motorhome because that was what the prize tab said. The waitress asked to see the cup and reads the prize tab.
Look lady, this prize tab does not say you won a motorhome, it says

"WIN A BAGEL"

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