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Old 06-25-2012, 03:28 PM
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She was soooooooooo Blonde.....

not quite Friday yet, but I'll forget if I don't do it now

She was Soooooooo Blonde . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home..

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she c ould not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
So Dakota likes this.
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Old 06-25-2012, 04:58 PM
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She put TGIF on her shoes . . . . . . toes go in first

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Old 06-25-2012, 05:18 PM
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She complained to the car company because her new car did not have an oil stick, just a 710 stick.

She was upset because she was gaining weight even thought she was taking all those "W&W" weight watcher pills.
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She thought the Mexican border was a hospanic renter.
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Old 06-25-2012, 08:52 PM
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alot of these i have heard in the yo momma configuration.
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Old 06-25-2012, 09:11 PM
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alot of these i have heard in the yo momma configuration.
Yo Momma ones are a little rougher:

Yo momma so ugly the peeping tom files a restraining order.

Yo momma so ugly when she changed appartments the neighbors took up a collection to get her some curtains.
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Old 06-26-2012, 05:57 AM
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yo momma so stupid/she was so blonde that she locked herself in a motorcycle.
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:56 AM
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You Mamma was such a bad cook that the flies took up a collection and bought her a screen door.
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