Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted
last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra
eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

(off hand, I'd suspect who ever owns the phone will get some very special attention when he gets home)

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He better enjoy it while it lasts. When the bills come due his loving wife may become a widow.

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The woman was probably wondering who the heck was answering her husband's phone?!

Talking about phone mix ups reminded me of another one.

Man: Hi honey, is your mom handy?

Girl: Yes, but she can't come to the phone. She is in her room with uncle Louie.

Man: Uncle Louie? Honey go to the door and tell her daddy is home.

Sounds of crashing in the background, finally girl comes back to the phone.

Girl: Mom can't come to the phone, she came running out of her room and slipped on the floor and banged her head on the coffee table.... she isn't moving.

Man: Where is uncle Louie?

Girl: He jumped out the upstairs window and landed in the empty pool, he isn't moving either.

Man: Upstairs window? Pool? Is this 555-2609?

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He should have told her to buy him a new Benelli over and under.

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