Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting and handloading, Maybe you should sell your guns.

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

I wasn't

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And I think you should only shop at the thrift store and one pair of shoes is sufficient.

LMAO!!!

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Been married three times, wife three is a keeper. I pointed out that I had the firearms and reloading stuff before I met her and it's likely I'll have them afterwards. I understand that the ladies really like a fellow who is up front and straight forward.
The question never came up.

Jim

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After 49 years I am still as selectively deaf as I was when I got married.
Two oldies have very close 100th birthdays and have been married for 82 years. The young lady reporter asks, " What do you believe has made your marriage so succesful?" Before the wife could answer the old guy pipes up " Two little words, YES DEAR!! "

Yup, as Barney Fife always said, "nip it in the bud!"

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After 53 years the wife says I'm stuck with her. I guess she's right, I sure wouldn't want to spend another 53 years trying to train a new one.


Lee

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America= Land of the Free, Because of the Brave. == May God Bless Them All.

My guess it's what she is saying too!...

Congrats on those 53 years together, not many anymore can say that....

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Monty Too True !!!!!! We are a dying breed

I'll match him! We have our 53rd in October.

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"Firearms only have two enemies - rust and politicans" author unknown

53rd!!!


Oh years of marriage. I thought you were talking about kids.

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i found one that likes to cast

I'm a youngster, only going to have 50 - years - come this Friday!

Crusty Deary Ol'Coot

We hit 31 years of marriage this spring.

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I guess if you've had the luck to get a really good wife you should just be grateful.

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Truely blessed!

Out to dinner Friday and then a little trip during late September.

Bless with an easy keeper and helpmate!

Cructy Deary Ol'Coot

Wow.... now I feel like the young buck. My "dearest" and I are taking the plunge in August (PLEASE do not ask the date I"m in enough trouble for that).

My lovely wife and I have been married 13 years as of last September 12th. We were going to get married on my birthday which is on Sept. 9th, ( she thought it would be cool to have the date 09/09/99)......but I had a golf tournament that weekend. By the way that was my 53rd birthday.....for our first anniversary I bought her matching 357mags..I am such a romantic....

you're also smarter/wiser than the average married man, I'd say you have a bright future of home cooking and getting the laundry done.

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After 35 years I believe I am the one who is trained. My wife shoots and I reload for her.
These are good but I think "Barbie" has it beat!

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