11-10-2012, 09:52 PM
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: South Dakota
A feisty 80-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. Standing before the judge, she was asked, "What did you steal?"
"A can of peaches," she replied.
The judge then asked why she had stolen them.
"I was hungry," she said.
The judge then asked here how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "Six."
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
But before the judge could actually pronounce the punishments, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
"What?" said the judge.
The husband said," She also stole a can of peas."
Still Learnin' as I go!
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