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Old 11-10-2012, 10:52 PM
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A feisty 80-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. Standing before the judge, she was asked, "What did you steal?"
"A can of peaches," she replied.
The judge then asked why she had stolen them.
"I was hungry," she said.
The judge then asked here how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "Six."
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
But before the judge could actually pronounce the punishments, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
"What?" said the judge.
The husband said," She also stole a can of peas."
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Old 11-11-2012, 07:13 AM
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You should have posted that one on BJF.
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:01 AM
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Yeah I know.... Thats several days away, might have forgotten it by then. Not that it would've been a bad thing....
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:10 AM
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He could have said a sack of rice!!!
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:46 AM
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I told that one to my wife and I am now trying to explain the black eye to friends
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Old 11-13-2012, 02:27 PM
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I told that one to my wife and I am now trying to explain the black eye to friends
Wow, your wife must be fast on the take-up. Most blonds would need an explanation. You didn't get popped explaning it did you Sus?
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