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Old 05-12-2017, 07:24 PM
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A Frenchman, German and Czechoslovakian was camping in Alaska. Being several days over due and knowing where they were a couple wildlife officers went checking on them. When the officers arrived at the campsite there was clear evidence the campers had been attacked and eaten. Following the tracks they came upon the two guilty bruins, one female and her male companion. Both were dispatched and the big female's stomach contents were examined which produced the remains of the Frenchman and German. They concluded......

The Czech is in the male! ....
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Old 05-13-2017, 05:51 PM
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I love it. Especially since I am not the Frenchman, German, or the Czech.
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Old 05-14-2017, 03:49 AM
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I really wanted this to be a dirty joke, and I sat here for five minutes trying to make it one. Good joke anyways
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Sorry for the disapointment, Shooter. This is a family orientated site so have to leave the racey stuff at the door.

BTW, welcome to the shooters forum!
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I don't get it . . . . . . . .

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I don't get it . . . . . . . .

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For the OP it is a play on the saying, "The check is in the mail".
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Sorry for the disapointment, Shooter. This is a family orientated site so have to leave the racey stuff at the door.

BTW, welcome to the shooters forum!
No problem, made for a good head scratcher that way! Thanks for the welcome, this seems like a pretty cool place already. I think I will enjoy it here
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ooopps, didn't notice your edit RJ!
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ooopps, didn't notice your edit RJ!
SSSSSHHHH!!!


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Old 05-17-2017, 02:50 PM
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For the OP it is a play on the saying, "The check is in the mail".
Methinks we have a Millennial here, who never paid his bills by sending checks in the mail.
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I got a CZ-75 in the mail once.....does that count?


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I got a CZ-75 in the mail once.....does that count? .
Yup, again the Czech was in the mail!!!
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doh!!! lol
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