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Old 03-23-2011, 01:30 AM
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A Blonde Game Of Intelligence

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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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Old 08-16-2011, 09:05 AM
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A good one,
I'll try to remember this one if some smartass smuck sits next to me in the plane
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Old 08-30-2011, 03:04 PM
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That made me smile. Normally planes don't. Although I did enjoy some "people-watching" when Wynonna was on my last flight....lol.
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:23 AM
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Very good. LOL!!
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Old 10-05-2011, 10:57 AM
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Very funny, I like it.
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Old 10-30-2011, 06:20 PM
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That's a good one, but I don't know why my wife didn't think it's funny?
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