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Old 12-15-2012, 11:48 PM
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Why I still buy the newspaper…..

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The following were actual HEADLINES, sourced from various newspapers !!
1. Diana was still alive hours before she died.
2. Missippi’s literacy program shows improvement.
3. Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs.
4. Republicans turned off by size of Obama’s package.
5. Illiteracy an obstable, study finds.
6. Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
7. Homicide victims rarely talk to police.
8. 17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree.
9. Worker suffers leg pain after crane drops 800 pound ball on his head.
10. Bridges help people cross rivers.
11. City unsure why the sewer smells.
12. Study shows frequent sex enhances pregnancy chances.
13. Meeting on open meetings is closed.
14. Man accused of killing lawyer receives a new attorney.
15. Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum.
16. Parents keep kids home to protest school closure.
17. Rally against apathy draws small crowd.
18. Starvation can lead to health hazards.
19. The bra celebrates a pair of historic milestones this year.
20. Total lunar eclipse will be broadcast live on Northwoods Public Radio.
21. Miracle cure kills fifth patient.
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:00 AM
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No wonder my parrot stays so depressed.....
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Old 12-17-2012, 12:06 PM
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I have always wondered if the people that print the newspaper ever bother to read it, guess not!
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Old 12-17-2012, 12:36 PM
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I'm thinking there're quite a few Editors with a sense of humor!
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