Tomato stake? Fence post? I'm afraid my vote for those would have to go to the French MAS-36. These rifles have no safety - the trigger pull is so heavy you *can't* set it off by accident, or sometimes even when you want to. The stock looks like it was milled from a 2X4. They don't shoot worth a darn and the ammunition is hard to find. The bayonet looks like a really long tapered reamer, and is useful for sticking it in the ground so you can nail wire to the wooden parts. Some friends bought a case of them for $40 each some years ago. The M-N is ugly, but the MAS is ugly without any redeeming qualities.
I have a Finnish M-N, which I recommend strongly if you can find one. They have a reputation for accuracy, largely because the Finns only kept the receiver and trigger group from the originals. All the rest they made themselves. The stocks are unique in that they are pieced together and the dovetail joints are clearly visible. I don't know for certain, but am told that this was done because they were made up from arctic birch so as not to crack in the cold. We have a Russian rifle shoot every winter, because a Russian rifle will only shoot if there's a foot of snow on the ground, and my Finnish M-N is usually my choice for that event. They are very popular at my range.
Best,
Trad